Wednesday, March 03, 2004

As I was walking home from getting smokes, I saw a man pushing a shopping cart down the middle of the street. He was shouting something. It became clear after a few steps: "A Nigger wakes up on Earth, You don't have a collar, boy!" At first I thought this was some racist fantasy of a bum, but after hearing it a few times, I realized that he was setting someone free; the nigger wakes up without a collar and is now free to roam the earth. Sometimes you find the best performance art in the streets.

Insert bad joke here.