Saturday, April 03, 2004

A man arrived at Ben Gurion International Airport with two large bags.

The customs agent opened the first bag and found it filled with money in different currencies. The agent asked the passenger, "How did you get
this money?"

The man said, "You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe, went into public restrooms, each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and said, "Donate money to Israel or I will cut-off your balls."

The customs agent was stunned and mumbled: "Well...it's a very interesting story... what do you have in the other bag?"

The man said, "You would not believe how many people in Europe do not support Israel"...

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